seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A HAT
I’ve only ever got two emotions: oiiiii and ayyyyy.
once again he is 100% correct
i get stressed thinking about what im going to wear tomorrow and you want me to choose my career path
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?
pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years
Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool
Grab his hand and say “Run”
come organize my bedroom
I did not mean that in a sexual way
i tried to scroll past this
^ OMG GET OUT